THE NEW SPANKITORIUM

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Areas of the new Page

Comment page: click here to comment on the new format Spanky Stories: A Page for you to tell us all what Spanky has done for you. The Matthew McConaughey Page: A page I made about a different god. A Page made by Spanky himself!!!: Check it out it's as brilliant as you'd expect. Spanky stories: Try this one if the one above doesn't work

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Spankism   as   it   Stands

Well, a lot has changed since I last wrote in this page. We have now long since graduated. Spanky is impressing a whole new group of followers at Domino's pizza as their main delivery man. I am working at an oil company and Becky, the other main Spankist, is working at Second Cup and thrilling everybody with her spicyness. We all miss Spanky, especially since the job he has keeps us from seeing him very often. We certainly realize, however, that Spanky is a legitimate god and can't just take all his time to impress us with his bullshit. He has a responsibility to spread his wisdom throughout Calgary and soon, the world. Let's just hope that he someday finds it back to the two girls who made it all happen with a nickname, a web page and a dream.

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Jennie O

ortonj@cadvision.com

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